Queuing for concerts or: HOW COULD I BE SO FUCKING DUMB TO THINK FRONT ROW WAS A GOOD IDEA IN A 4000 PEOPLE VENUE?!

Queuing Fans are a special category of the human species. Mostly female, can hold their pee for more than 6-12 hours, run low on water and maybe also food, got little to no sleep and still fucking rock this show more like everyone else. They seem to have endless energy and nobody is going to get their place.
Nobody.
Don’t even try it.
They’re gonna rip your body to shreds.
If you’re lucky your parents get you back in a body bag.
It is their space. They spent the whole day there, sometimes even the night. Don’t be an asshole and try to steal what they’ve earned. There is this mom and her daughter(sometimes they even bring another girl) at many concerts I am too and she always comes 1 to 2 hours max before the concert goes to the front and is like: “Let my girls through.” Like they have the right to do that. That woman has no shame and there are many people like that. Its sad really. If you wanna be in the front, come to the venue early. Here are some tipps for that:

  • When to come to the venue depends on the fans of said band. At an All Time Low concert there will most likeley queue about 50 people or more until 12 pm. At the architects concert we were like 15 people max until 3-4 pm because many men don’t really see the need to queue early. Most told me they just want to mosh
  • It also depends on the season. If its warm, and sunny(not raining or snowing or windy is also fine) or there is a national holiday on that day/or holidays, its more likely that people want to queue early. If its freezing cold chances are people will come later. But don’t rely on that, some are insane. I’m one of them.
  • If you can, come by car. You can leave your things in it. but don’t leave them for everyone to see.
  • if its not summer and blazing hot, take a blanket. Chances are the ground is cold. Or its fucking freezing. We also always take rescue blankets (Beau Bokan of blessthefall called them space blankets and it was our joke until now I looked up what they are in english and found out they are actually called that. Mind us we’re not native english speakers. specific terms like that is not part of the stuff we learn at school)
  • order pizza or other stuff that gets delivered. We started to do this all the time because its way easier and we don’t have to leave. In germany many venues are not really near to civilization(for people who walk) because they are mostly old industrial buildings (Like for example the E-Werk and the Palladium in cologne which were a power plant and a mechanical engineering hall) so ordering food is better than walking 30 minutes to the next subway which might be closed that day.
  • Keep your eyes on your stuff or leave it with someone you trust. On sunday we had a girl whose Ticket was most likeley stolen, which fucking sucked by the way. If you do such a thing, you should be ashamed. May a lightning struck you while you’re shitting(after a german saying), you fucking asshole!

There is only one thing I want to add to this: Never, and I’ll repeat this: Never bully someone because he/she is taller than you and still in front of you/ front row. I’m 1,75 m tall (I’ve heard thats 5’9) and thats not my fault. I like to stand in the front row and if you want to be in the front row, be there early. Thats what I do. Just because you are smaller than I am that doesn’t mean I have to give you my place to stand. I spent my whole day in front of a concert venue for this space so I’ll be dammed to give it up now. If I’m in the back and you ask nicely and don’t trash talk with your friends about my height, I will give you my space. Mostly I’ll do that before you can ask me.

With that being said, be nice to each other and have great concerts. Also, always stay safe. I’m still thinking of the people who died in the Bataclan. These people could have been me or my friends. I’m incredibly thankful my friends are safe and well but also I’m incredibly saddened so many people had to die at a place that should be a safe haven for people like us who just like to enjoy some live music in their freetime or even got saved my music/musicians. Also I’m incredibly sad that so many people have to die in terrorist attacks every day. The world should be a safe place for everyone, not just for some. It just makes me so sad. Also that people seem to forget countries that are not class 1 allies makes me even sadder. Tunesia, Lebanon and every other country that has/had terrorist attacks: I’m thinking about you too, just as much. People here are just shocked that terror is so near to where they live. thats why everyone talks about paris. I know it sucks. We west states are some ignorant people. I’m really sorry about that.

This world needs peace. Extremely fast.

Peace and out,
Ann

How to treat humans or WHAT DO YOU MEAN BANDMEMBERS ARE NORMAL PEOPLE WITH NORMAL LIVES TOO?

It seems these days some people forget that bandmembers are humans too. They are boy-/girlfriends, husbands/wives, moms/dads and sons/daughters to someone. They go to the supermarket, the drug store or the pharmacy (in germany these are two different things) and buy

toilet paper
condoms
diapers
tampons or other hygene articles
atheltes foot or vaginal yeast infection oitment (Tbh, I don’t wanna continue this thought)
pregnancy tests
laxatives (I don’t wanna know about this either)

I could continue this list but I’d still be here tomorrow and nobody would read that shit to be honest… actually I’m not sure if anyone even reads my blog…

I mean sure, they make music, have an awful lot of fans and touch so many peoples hearts with their lyrics and stories. But that doesn’t make them “non-human”. They still need to breathe, drink, eat and take a shit. And here’s a thing: Thats okay because it makes them like you, because they are. They are normal people, with a normal, domestic lifes, they only have a crazy job/hobby/passion. But that doesn’t make them better than you.

So paying to meet them is something I have mixed feelings about. I think Fanclub offers are okay (Like the All Time Low Hustlers or the Simple Plan Crew) because you pay 20 bucks a year, get merch, you can get tickets in presale before the other fans and stuff and get a chance to meet them and Simple Plan even does something called Soundcheck party where you can watch them do soundcheck and meet them afterwards. Thats a system I really like because you don’t pay to meet them but you pay to be part of the fanclub and for the merch, but not for meeting them.
Then there is this VIP system that gets bigger and bigger atm. I remember bands saying they’d never do that and now praise their VIP tickets that cost 5 bucks more if you already have a ticket. I mean wtf? First of all: “We’d never do that” my ass. Second: 5 bucks more because I wanted to support you and bought my ticket early?! Suck my dick.
I bought a VIP ticket for Pierce The Veil (and Sleeping With Sirens… oh well) because the price was okay and I really wanted to meet PTV. I paid 56€, the GA tickets were about 30€ if I do remember that right. So I meeting two bands for about 26€ devided by 2 which makes 13€ and I have early entry. I mean it still costs money but I think that is still alright, not really awesome but I’m still okay with that.
And there’s Of Mice&Men. Tickets got more expensive over the year(last year they were about 20-25€ and now they are about 30€). Thats okay, I mean they are playing bigger venues now. But then there is this VIP shit. The Ticket+VIP offer is 70€, the only VIP is 45€.
30€+45€= 75€, which means already having a ticket would be more expensive. Also, they want 40/45€(because we apparently have double standarts) to meet them. And thats way too much. Bitch no. Keep your shit.

Also, if you met your favorite band, payed or not, that doesn’t make you a better fan than everybody else. Also does not to be known in the fandom. Maybe people know you, thats okay. Its nice to be known among the fans. But it doesn’t make you more important to the bandmembers. I doubt they’ll remember you. Even if they do, that doesn’t mean you have more rights or can ask/write them private things or something like that. Also you can’t expect them to dedicate you a song just because you ask them and be annoying if they don’t see it/ignore it because they don’t want to. Especially if it is a song for everybody. These are their songs, and if they choose to ignore your desperate begging for being a special snowflake because they don’t want people to feel left out, thats okay too because its their songs.
And if you decide to be a bitch about that, thats your problem.

Peace and Out

Love Ann